GLITCH ART
BX05
Upper-Body Clothing Item Monosex Design
Palette/
Satellite Silver™ on Black background.
This subtle mid-tone metallic silver printed design glints
in morning sunlight and also under all artificial light sources,
such as those found in offices and places of worship.
EYEBALL ZOOM
Artwork/
Hand-made silkscreen print using the photoemulsion method
with computer-generated artwork originals lasered onto UV-clear film.
Fabric composition is medium-weight cotton.
Size is medium. Style is short-sleeved "T-Shirt". Neck is round-cut.
CORPUS
Inception/
This computer-generated glitch was captured on 27 September 2001 whilst
I was examining a web page. That web page contained JavaScript control-codes
which caused errors in the text scrolling, leaving small fragments of
words - I forget which font - in tiny trails. Some people say it is
reflections in water. Other people immediately spot that the pattern
contains textual errors and try to read what it says, but they always fail!
CRUMPLE ZONE
How To Acquire This Item/
Delivery is to UK Mainland addresses only, just for the time being.
The Rest of The World will be assimilated in due course, I promise.
Payment is 25 UK Pounds by cheque. Yeah, I know, what a pain, but
we're talking ultra-exclusive clothing items here, so you wouldn't want it to
be too easy to get hold of, ja?
And of course, if you don't like what you get, just send it back pronto
for a refund, including the postage. And relax...so there's no risk.
I suggest you whizz me an email to the oversized-font address below,
with your name and postal address. Sorry - this item is non-downloadable!
This is the first item I'm releasing into The World, so there's no need
to state the Product Code, but if you want to be fastidious about such matters,
it's BX05/SatelliteSilver.
GOVERNMENT ADVISORY/
Money is not there to be wasted.
Please briefly consider your financial position before investing in the BEFLIX brand.
GLITCH ART