BLOG 10/2003

12 OCTOBER
Arf, arf, fun with my patented Battery-Rolling™ technique of generating glitches.
A 1.5 volt future awaits us all. 

I'm taking an electronic break for two weeks. See you in November. Hope to have something
a bit special to announce to you glitch-mongers when I get back.


COLOR 9 IS SYSTEM MESSAGE

11 OCTOBER
1-bit audio visualization. From some visuals I've been slavering (sic) over.


IT'S ALWAYS SCHOOL HOLIDAYS ABOVE THE CLOUDS

04 OCTOBER
Highly amplified glitchy ALT text printout.
9orno-pops. Breakfast mandatory 9orn for sociological sectors D, E and worse.

I think that the blog format is getting a bit naff now.
As this site degenerates, er, matures into a Vosene™ commercial, a deadly crucifixion
might be the order of the day. But, until then, I might as well do the
bloggerly thing of shooting 9mm hyper-hot-webboo-links into your stereo eyeflams.
As regularly doped-up glitch junkies will know, I almost always never
modulate the clean, clinical, hospital-hygiene-fetishistic, nuclear
untouchablenessness of my site with links to other sites because they're all wrong.
But I like this one: SATAN'S LAUNDROMAT. You can't go wrong with a name like that.
It is funny and thoroughly unwholesome, unless you have strong views
on laundromats. Oh god, I can't believe I wrote that. You know I write all
the textual gems for this site on Post-It Notes™ and my neighbours'
discarded envelopes, and then type them up in best typewriting onto parchment
on Thursday lunchtime, then make three photocopies of a carbon-copy onto
white, blue and yellow paper. I file the yellow copy under "Y" for yellow.
I compress (by scrunching into a ball) the blue copy onto floppy diskette format,
for a lifetime's digital longevity in digital quality format. The white copy
is laser-printed onto your television screen via Minitel™, where you can
make a handy backup copy on thermal paper. But thermal paper fades after
47 seconds, so leisurelyly scan it into your Apricot™ and floppy-ize it for
even more digital longevity. Next week's topic is too.


BALLOON ZOO